Players online · live +13.7% last hour
Checked 4 min ago · updates about every minute
- Day range
- 100 – 176
- 24 h average
- 131
- High since tracking
- 1768 Nov 2026
- Lifetime visits
- 612M
- Favorites
- 1.2M
- Likes
- 91.1%520.9K votes
- Server size
- 10
- Listed
- 25 Dec 2019
- Last update
- 24 Jun 2026
+18.0% over the day
Times in UTC · tracked since 8 Nov 2026 · U = update published
News
updates and their effectNo updates since tracking started (8 Nov 2026). Last update before that: 24 Jun 2026.
About
Become the biggest noob! Smash bacon hairs to gain muscle and strength to grow in size and become thick! Buy upgrades to deal more damage to defeat Boss Bacon and his goons! Fight other noobs in the PVP arena to see who's the strongest noob! Developed by: thunder1222 Scripted by: Uncle_Davey
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